Duff Goes Down
some might say its been a long time coming. Others might just squint. But the injury worries of one Chi-r-s "Ross" Mirry must be addressed.
Under the guise of a "injured" finger, this two-plays cheap goal scoring chump has tried to pretend he is suffering from an injury, and not just pure fatness! Lucky for the masses that unbiased & uncomprimising hard-hitting journalists, such as the woodman, are still out there risking their lives everyday to report the truth! Plausible deniability will not be enough this time mirry!!!
It has been reported on Khyatts Krandles homepage - http://groups.msn.com/TeamCrandle/injurylist.msnw - that the chump is - " Fine to play on. (but has missed 3 weeks)"
Here is a picture of a REAL injured finger:

Here is a picture of a grown man holding onto mirry's "injured" finger:

here is a picture of the chumps fav comic:

here is the chump wearin a bucket on his head. Ehhhhh Whats With That?:

are we expected to believe that enjoying such comics, wearing buckets and having swollen fingers are unrelated? surely not! i mean, we're not eediots. pellow. sparchula. squint.


6 Comments:
hey, why's that fool wearing a bucket on his head? is it cos he only has 2 plays in fifa and is a cheap jerk and we all hate him, and he can't play fifa and thats why he has to wear the bucket cos he lost? I mean.... thats my guess. Not that I know you ppl. At all. Hi Millsy.
12:42 AM
Hi anonymous! your right on the ball there actually.. i know the dude playing against him, notice he is not wearing the losers bucket...yeah he is the king. That other character, from what his friends have told me, is a complete loser and will actually go through the practice sessions in fifa to get better. He lacks any creativity when it comes to playing fifa, and generally in life, that he has those 2 plays that he does. his first play is (from the kick off) raz button, followed by raz button... followed by raz button, then followed up with another raz button then this is when loses the ball, or shoots and misses. his other play is run to the corner, pass in the middle and cheap tap in. thats how creative he gets. His love of punisher just exacerbates this fact as punisher is the most uncreative and boring character ever. id read the 'son of M' series over punisher. hate. hi arty.
8:50 PM
ps. i like how the arrow in the x-ray points out the defect in the finger... just incase mirry was squinting at the time and couldn’t make out the image
8:51 PM
Re: Millsy
You say 'Hi Arty' in one of your posts... but this is the first message I have posted. Hi anon.
12:42 AM
thought this blog paying me out would be a little more cutting. have to say that you may be slipping in your old age smellem. trying to start a war with me, im not interested if thats the best you can come up with. At least this title isn't as stock as your last blog title.
yes its mirry here. cant be fucked signing up an account. hate.
5:36 PM
thats a pretty quick opinion, not even a week since you read the article, king.
5:57 PM
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