spppaaaarccchhhhuulllaaaaa

when shawn told you to update make a blog spiller, did he tell u to update it??? having said that, its more interesting now than it was wen it had psp games u interested in, star trek news and top 10 US army inventions. and im glad to see that the comic u just read is stf2 # 2... the one that came out months n months ago.... which reminds me.... have u finished 100bullets tpb #1 yet?

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wat a way to go out, out like a sucka!

Things I'm a bigger fan of than MIllsy

1. Star Wars
2. Not being gay
3. not being cheap
4. not being a fatty!!!
5. getting mail
6. posting mail
7. being involved in the mail world
8. the post...er...woman
9. driving a real car.... a pulsar!!!
10. comics (ahaha thats gotta peeve u off millsy!!!)

Things Millsy is a bigger fan of:
1. Mirry
2. Anchors
3. Fighting losing sms arguments over who is the bigger fan
4. Ripping off other ppl's blogs (yyyyyyeeeeessssssssssss!!!!)
5. The Punisher

Things Mirry Mirry is a bigger fan of:
1. Squinting
2. Cheap goals

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh im the king!!!

Vox Populi Lives!!!

CLICK FOR LINK AND YES IT WORKS MIRRY

the third comment by some king is where its at. And then the second last comment from someone in house at melbourne '40c coke machine' house. Ahhhh millsy, wat do ya come here for???

Duff Goes Down

some might say its been a long time coming. Others might just squint. But the injury worries of one Chi-r-s "Ross" Mirry must be addressed.

Under the guise of a "injured" finger, this two-plays cheap goal scoring chump has tried to pretend he is suffering from an injury, and not just pure fatness! Lucky for the masses that unbiased & uncomprimising hard-hitting journalists, such as the woodman, are still out there risking their lives everyday to report the truth! Plausible deniability will not be enough this time mirry!!!

It has been reported on Khyatts Krandles homepage - http://groups.msn.com/TeamCrandle/injurylist.msnw - that the chump is - " Fine to play on. (but has missed 3 weeks)"

Here is a picture of a REAL injured finger:


Here is a picture of a grown man holding onto mirry's "injured" finger:


here is a picture of the chumps fav comic:


here is the chump wearin a bucket on his head. Ehhhhh Whats With That?:


are we expected to believe that enjoying such comics, wearing buckets and having swollen fingers are unrelated? surely not! i mean, we're not eediots. pellow. sparchula. squint.

War? HUH!! What is it good for???

Emulate millsy, don't imitate....
Miller, miller, miller. What were you thinking? Ripping off this blog to pay me out? how clever of you! one wonders if you even came up with that idea or if you ripped it off somebody else. I know you wish you were as 11 herbs and spices original as i am, but i guess its just not meant to be!

Here's some original things millsy has done recently to counter claims that he really isn't just a XXL clone....



undergone an operation to augment his skin complexion, leading to the nickname "that fatty looks like a spacko jacko"


fo' snizz its the truth!!!!




Claims that HE was the one who came up with the abbreviation "KFC" and that everyone else, including the KFC corporation copied him..... wtf????

---------------------------------So it was this---------------------------------

----------then the fatman comes along and now its this----------

wadda chump!!! plus he says that the nintendo DS is shit..... then he goes and buys one.... and he pays me out for having a crossover computer cable when linking our computers... and then thats exactly the cable he needed.... and then he goes to Macca's and gets Mirry to pay and he orders separetely a Deli choice (cos' he's slimming down), large fries (oops there goes the diet!!!), large coke, and an apple pie.... Quality bloke!!!

Here he is carrying his own food home from charkie chicken. Wat a jerkstore!!!


The chubby bastard sent the shop out of business. So now no-one gets charkie all cos mills ate them all outta chicken. Here is the shop approximately 1.0234 seconds after miller left the store.


And he ate SO MUCH CHARKIE that the very laws of physics no longer withstand the onslaught and had to apply themselves to his pants. Wat a fattie!!!

It is possible that the tear in the fabric of reality will grow and turn miller into the social blackhole we already know him to be. It can easily be seen to be expanding here and already objects are being drawn into his dimensional vortex.

Small african nations and even mirry himself are no match for the power of the black hole that is this man's arse!!!

And he doesn't even really know what french toast is - "the only jam arty has is on his French toast" .... cos ppl put jam on their french toast. God, you stress me out.

Words alone can't express how i truly feel about this king chubby fatman. I feel this pic sums it all up really.


love.

Beam him up

Wow. All that can be said is wow. Millsy has now begun a star trek post on his blog. "i thought i would start a news worthy star trek blog" the fatman wrote. We will definetely now be able to look back and be able to pinpoint the exact moment that it all went wrong for spillcheese. As i believe you once said before mills, before dropping a cash registers' worth of shrapnel - "i got cred".

Wise? Moral? Honest Abe???

Definetely the funniest pic I've seen on the net. Even funnier than that one of miller losing fifa 6-1 in a completely fair game. Me thinks the REAL honest Abe might have something to say about this pic....

Can you believe this guy jacks up 3's in basketball?

I know, its incredulous at best that this guy is even allowed on the court, let alone to actually jack up 3's from the perimeter! Still, he ain't no duff at the free throw charity line. 'nuff said!

'nuff said

The cheese toasty never stood a chance. Like Frank Castle to someone who disses him on his turf. The cheese toasty never stood a chance.

Would you hire this man for a computer job??

And now he's a game tester. Outrageous. Who would hire this man? He was too lazy to even bother collecting the dole!!! And the last thing mills needs is an excuse to sit around all day and snack constantly. Why couldn't he be a marine biologist or something? oh thats right... no talent :)

A piece of the puzzle?

The elusive miller, the man often described as enigma wrapped in a twinkie, has let slip his wall of mystery to bless us with a brief glimpse into the frantic, brilliant mind of one of the best that the unemployed community has to offer. The window into this troubled soul comes via his online blog:

About Me
Name:Leigh Miller
Location:Cybertron, Sector Z54, Yemen


......... those few words say so much more about him than the simple description they give. For instance, not only do they let us know that he IS from the planet Cybetron, where he lives with other Transformers (probably the loser mini-cons....tho there is nothing mini about him), or that he DOES actually live in Sector Z54 (wtf??) but also that he is a freaking geek who has nerd dreams of a hot woman one day walking into his room and demanding sex from him.

LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Mills spots the paparazzi...

hahaha he's probably soooo happy cos we brought up the 6-1 fifa defeat - see below ;)

Mills handles his liquor....

A picture tells a 1000 words.... or a 6-1 goal scoreline

Thats right. This is how to best explain miller's fifa ability. And no, miller was not arsenal. I was. King. Props to junior for putting himself on the line for this kodak moment.

Dedicated.....

to all things anti-miller